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Reno 911 Quotes

Reno 911! (2003-2009)

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Season 1 Quotes

  • Terry: Have you ever had skittles? They're like pure sugar!
  • Officer Garcia has been shot
Deputy James Garcia: Oh, God, call for help.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Help. Help.
Deputy James Garcia: Use your goddamn radio.
  • repeated line
Deputy Raineesha Williams: White people are crazy.
  • repeated line
Deputy Raineesha Williams: Ya know what I'm sayin'?
  • Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Lt. Dangle and I have a very special relationship. We're like a brother and sister... except a brother and sister who have sex.